- If I drink too much beer, I get gas.
- If I drink too much milk, I get gas.
- If I eat the wrong foods, I get gas.
- If I eat too fast, I get gas.
- If I eat standing up, I get gas.
- If I eat lying down, Roman style, you guessed it, I get gas.
- I believe that life itself gives me gas.
Well Bean, there ya go. Most people didn't know these things, although my sneaking suspicion is that you kids may have figured it out.
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3 comments:
Well I guess thats what you get Beck for including dad....
I can corroborate the truthfulness of dad's list. I will never forget knocking on mom and dad's door in the morning, being told by one of them in a cheery voice to come in, and then immediately being enveloped by a toxic cloud which suffocated me to near unconsciousness upon opening their door. And I KNOW mom wasn't the culprit b/c dad would laugh like a maniac for like five minutes upon witnessing my near-death reaction. Yeah, that's one gassy guy.
I will never tag you again. Point well taken mom. Love you though!:)
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